Close Call

While crossing the street, with my son he sees a car turn onto the same street about two blocks away.

He says, “there’s a car!” and tugs on my arm to get me to run across the road.

When we safely reach the other side he states with much relief,

Whew that was close, we almost went to Heaven.

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Bribery

I must first note my son is a spongebob fan, lol.

My son has always been a very picky eater, we have tried everything to expand his likes. I decided to try a  new tactic and bet him he would like a food, I bet him a dollar.  He reluctantly decided he would try the food. His response was, 

 “ok I’ll try it, but only because I like money and coins.

 “ I say, “ oh,  you do?”

He replies, “I like money almost as much as Mr Krabbs.”

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New Home

 My son is always saying something that makes me laugh, smile, think, or just embaresses me. I wanted to share these little conversations or quotes that have brightened my day with others. So here is the first conversation I would like to share. I will post others that I have and new ones as they occur. Enjoy this first one….

As we are pulling up to the house that we are going to rent, our landlord just happens to be a police officer,  my son boasts….                

                “ Look that’s a dumpster, you put trash in it.”

Since we never had one like this one before I was impressed and stated,

                “yes, it is you are so smart.”

As those words left my mouth he continues ,

                “ and dead bodies”

 

 

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